Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Lord Cock of Fuckborough (& Jordan)


Yep - im a made man - Today i completed the Plasma screen order and its looking fine - And i sold a little machine to a lovely Lord in the House of Lords - Who obviously i can't name - but for now hes called Lord Cock of Fuckborough - Suitably he was a spiffing chap and full of praise for the exsqusite service that i provide . . General business strangely has been a little slack on the whole - Not a lot going on - Lost a 1500 gp order as we were not prepared to lend the machine on loan for a month - she even agreed to pay for the loan - which cheesed me off - Have a look here for a peep at what machine i sold for 3750 !

Apart from that i spoke to MH last night who's worrying himself to an early grave by the sounds of it! - Worried about money and getting a loan - hey buddy get a flatmate ! well try anyway that room is just big enough to store a flea ! hehe - i lived there for a year mind so no laughing ok - I suspect that this is a company that you need to get in touch with mate! or er ..... here .

Mental Loony Bonkers got in touch ! yesh very funny - just like 15 years hasnt passed at all ! memories of the loft came streaming back and of course 'Arry ! wheres 'Arry huh - listen RL you have to find that tape of 'Arry and his pals - That pilot radio show has to be aired - after a few cans of course or i'm likely to think we're nutz and have shame!

So thats it for the last day or so - been busy sorting shit out - o yea i forgot - had some girl from America get all irate about a photo of hers on FlickR - see here - proper funny ! i nabbed it off HOTorNOT - and sent it to my FlickR account yea - Then next thing i know shes sending me irate messages about not taking my own pictures and shit - Actually called me a (and i quote!!! get this it's brill) "worthless-no-camera-having-butt-fucking-son-of-a-bitch" which is fair i suppose!! - Only that i sell them - and own 4 - o and a real good credit card printer too . . So anyway - I apologised - took the offending piccy of Jordan off FlickR - and went on my merry way.. I wonder if she knows that it's on HOTorNOT - Im guessing she does, the attention seeking so and so . . . or i wonder if one of her many ex's may have posted it - i shall never know

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