Thursday, July 21, 2005

Amusing stuff i find daily !

Amusing stuff i find daily!

First stumble this morning is a little peice apparently written by one of my heros the royally funny John Cleese (i looked up if he was a "sir" or OBE / CBE - he declined it in 1996!!!) So anyway as i said i find this fella most amusing so heres an excerpt of a brilliant page on declaring the revocation of Americas independance . . (too bloody right !)

So any heres a little example of point 9 - a fave of mine as a friend from across the pond mentioned that it looked weird seeing a photo of someone driving on the wrong side of the road (check this out!) - actually its the left side of the road and its correct - so heres the quote

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap, and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. (wanna read the rest of the points? click here)

Again on my travels i found the largest magnifying glass in the world! ~ and you can use it to burn people and cars and even petrol trucks - all jolly good fun - Play here ! Im always up for blowing stuff up - im hooked again on Grand Theft Auto - even tho i have loads of newer and generally better games GTA still rocks as far as gameplays involved!

So what else - Well MO went off to Estonia last night for his brothers stag do - Wild times over there - asked for some fags on the way back - knowing him hed spent all his cash on the first night on beer and hookas ! heheh - So im on me todski until Sunday night ....

Must ring me dad supposed to be off Racing on Sunday at Brands Hatch for the Historic Supercar Superprix - Take a look at the link - pretty cool cars - All farly old so we will be expecting blown engines and stuff - Its on the full GP circuit (click the link for full map and pictures bloody good link actually) - So the cars will all be 2 litre V6 and above up to 5 litre V12 - Noisy and hopefully wheels will fall off - bearing in mind that im a cripple as well it should be a right laugh hobbling around the track - so i guess we'll be parked up near Druids Bend - where most of the good pile ups normally happen.

So what else is there to report ? Well GS got a walloping from JJN this morning - probably for making a lot of noise about his hire car not being booked properly (o dear o dear") - in working hours - hehehe - Actually i put my head down - as i think hes a little on the warpath at mo . . hmm ok i'll do a little bit of stumbling for a bit in a while see what it throws up.

Found something actually!! waheee - But this is old and i found it eons ago - Its a walkthrough flash game developed by the lads at Amanita and the game is called Samorost - Its kinda oddish but very cute - you have to click on the screen (obviously!) to get stuff moving and to progress through the 4 or 5 screens as i remember - its basically a puzzle - not too hard and not so easy as it just rolls through but you'll fall in love with the cutesy men and animals / aliens in the game - Very very well done flash and is particually original - I highly recommend it ! There are 2 other simular games that are also as original - but my fave is Samorost.


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