Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Nicked from convicted . .

Nicked from convicted . . .

It dawned to me earlier after reading convicted that this actual conversation HAS happened somewhere in the Great British Isles - although asking the shopkeeper for a packet isnt probable anymore - when was the last time you asked the shopkeeper for anything ! apart for fags of course - ANYwaaay . . . with the local Sudan1 colour scare and the countries recent letter to the UK government asking us to change the name of the dye - because and i quote " it hurts the opinions of UK residents thus they may not buy our imports " mmm like what ? when did you ever see anything saying "Made in Sudan" ? apart from the petrol in your car of course - and anyway people who buy Sudanese products wouldnt boycott them because of the name - they dont speak bloody english anyway ! (ooo rj get back in your pram) So heres the conversation

Going into a shop and asking the shopkeeper :

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes ... no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me 20 Marlboro Lights then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.98 please.

Customer: aw thanks !!

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