H - William old chap what are you wearing ?
W - Im going as a lion old bean
H - A lion - thats gay.. think of something better you fool
W - I beg your pardon brother so what are you wearing then smarty pants ?
H - A nazi
W - Jesus christ younger brother - what will the subjects think
H - Fuck 'em - I dont care
W - Fine ~ See you there . .
Chaps your verging on the insane - sort it before one of your loyal subjects gets the hump and trys it on with one of your security guards !